Well apparently I'm a contributor to this happy blog, and what a happy blog it will be. I have a limited amount of brain wattage, and I try to save it for the real world.

This morning while wading through the aftermath of a birthday party, I was reminded of some things that went through a telephone speaker in the years of way-back-when, when black nail polish didn't seem infantile.

I said, “I’m in a rotten mood today”. He replied, “You can afford that luxury?”

That was all he had to say.